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mindful of the fact that  I tried some more flashes but the
                                                         they may appear in an  battery was dead. I placed it under the
                                                         American magazine and  table and watched an out-of-focus
                                                         made it obvious that  juggler. Geoff returned with two girls
                                                         they wanted to be     who said they were trying to break into
                                                         included.             show business, or something like that.
                                                           A few more flashes  They invited us to a dinner cruise on a
                                                         in the kitchen, then I sat  boat owned by an uncle who was
                                                         down to stop the floor  taking  it around Australia the
                                                         from spinning around. I  following month.
                                                         was having the time of   Regretfully we informed them that
                                                         my life. A stripper took  we had another photographic
                                                         the floor, and guess  engagement the next day in Melbourne.
                                                         who she chose to help  They wrote their address on the back of
                                                         her remove the second  the complimentary packet of matches,
                                                         last item? (My mate did  but in our state it was left on the table.
                                                         the last.) To the applause  It must have been about 2 am when
                                                         of the crowd, she took  we decided enough was enough. It was
                                                         turns sitting on our  time to leave, even though the music
                                                         knees and drinking our  was starting up again.  Profuse in our
                                                         wine. More music from  praise, and no doubt over-thanking the
                                                         the six-piece band and I  manager, I promised him some
                                                         found myself dancing  photographs. I did salvage some good
                                                         with anyone who came  shots, and forwarded them on.
          The club motto was ‘Where every night is New Year’s Eve!’  near. I think the  One day in my room, reflecting on
                                                         manager was one!      the fun in Sydney, I turned the Press
                                               I thought it time to sit down when I  Pass over and over in my hand.  If it
                 We finished the meal with a
                                            couldn't get a sound out of the    worked in a nightclub could it also
          sweet I had never had before, a Bombe
                                            trombone. When I went to my seat I  work its magic at the pictures or the
          Alaska. This and chocolates nearly
                                            found another couple had taken it.  theatre? Or was this card and its
          finished us up too.   We then ordered
                                            Requesting them to move, I was     temptations just too much of a good
          and consumed a glass of Vodka and
                                            informed that my table was at the other  thing? I dropped it into the bottom of a
          Orange Juice and a Rum and Coke.
                                            end of the floor. Wondering who had  drawer and covered it up. Plenty of
          Why wouldn’t the camera focus, or was
                                            the cheek to move it I mumbled     time to think about it.  ★
          it me? Now I was in full flight and
                                            something about “only having a joke”
          wandered around the club taking shots.
                                            and just made it back to the table
          By this time I was out of film, but I
                                            before the next floor show.
          flashed away anyway. The patrons were
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