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The screen is 2400 mm wide and   theatre after that establishment as it  Where justice is done on dozens of reels
          suits CinemaScope. The throw is about  sticks in my memory as a genuine  And Fred dances with Ginger (backwards
          7 metres using a 1_-inch lens. Lifting  ‘bughouse’, freezing in the winter, hot in  in heels)
          the screen reveals a 131cm Panasonic  the summer and, when the rain beat  Great stories of love,and war and the grit
                                                                                As the mighty Wurlitzer rose from its pit.
          rear-projection television. This   down on the corrugated iron, the
          completed my dream. Every night I sit  soundtrack was almost inaudible.  He rolls the old films and recalls the old
          down with the remote and, by pressing  Nevertheless, like Roger, I have fond  days
          a couple of buttons, the curtains open  memories of going there.      When he made the magic for kids
          and I watch the evening news, whilst  We utilise the services of my alter  matinees
          thinking that I am in a real picture  ego, Mr Reg Jones, who acts as a locum  And we lived it all with him, we all felt
          theatre. It’s even more real when I  projectionist and, in keeping with  the spark,
                                                                                For we dreamed the same dreams back
          watch one of those J Arthur Rank films  tradition, he not only rules the bio box, he  then in the dark.
          showing late at night on Channel 2. I  also works in the ticket box and  Ah – we dream our dreams alone now
          enjoy the artwork on the old glass  sometimes entertains the audience.  Jan  The good times are no more -
          advertising slides which adds another  doubles as lolly girl and all round slave  For Mac & Shiny & Reg
          dimension to my collector instinct and  and I must say that, without her, the show  Three old projectionists sat in the shade
          gives me an excuse to wander around  would not go on (this comment represents  Surrounded by ghosts of the films they
          antique markets and the like in the hope  a minor part of the concessions previously  had played
          that I will find some more that don’t  mentioned above).              A good life, I reckon we all had it made
          have a crack down the middle. I mean,  The film that we have shown the  Mac & Shiny & Reg
          how much better can life get?      most is Roger & Barbara Seccombe’s    Running a home theatre can be a
            Re-creating a theatre at home led  Two Seats in the Circle. We have had  marvellous social activity and also
          me to join the Theatre Organ Society of  some nice comments from many of our  double as a stress reliever.  At the end
          Australia. My theatre was not complete  guests, and some have even been  of a hard day, there are others like
          and with the help of a wonderful and  moved to poetry. Here is one that  myself who will run a reel or two
          skilled fellow by the name of Paul  encapsulates the magic of the era we try  through the projector and sit in the
          Myers (and others), we now have a  to relive with our shows. It was written  theatre on their own in view of the bio
          fully automated organ and organist that  by Mrs. Robin Mason and refers to our  box. There is something poignant about
          rise from beneath the stage to complete  locum projectionist, Reg Jones, and also  a man sitting alone in his theatre
          the overall illusion.              two projectionists in the aforementioned  watching one of his favourite films. The
            A DVD unit, amplifier and VCR are  film, Mac & Shiny.               Buddhists believe that humans have
          located in the theatre but I can operate                              three basic needs;- someone to love,
                                                    The Old Movie Men
          them from the bio box by using an RF                                  something to do and something to look
                                             Three old projectionists sat in the shade
          Remote Control Extender. Because of                                   forward to. The latter two are satisfied
                                             Chewing the fat, reliving their trade
          the present exchange rate, it has                                     if you have a home theatre and the first
                                             All those old memories don’t just fade -
          become prohibitive to purchase 16mm  Mac & Shiny & Reg                one, in my case, is already a reality
          films from overseas and, even when                                    (there goes another one of the
                                             Shiny recalls the times that he spent
          they are purchased here, the quality is                               aforementioned concessions).  Although
                                             Running the reels from the back of a tent,
          never anywhere near that of a DVD.                                    I must say that Jan has been very
                                             palace or bughouse
          And you don’t have to change reels!                                   supportive, as CATHS-V wives are, I
                                             What glamour it lent -
            I named the theatre the Prince   Mac & Shiny & Reg                  think most adopt the view that, “Well,
          George Theatre in memory of the                                       at least I know where he is”.
                                             Mac ended up with a house of his own
          original Prince George located in                                        I still like to run both DVD and
                                             With family to run it when children had
          Church Street, Middle Brighton that I                                 film. There is nothing quite like sitting
                                             grown
          attended in my youth.  I also frequented                              in the bio box with an expectant
                                             All over Melbourne Macs’palace was
          the Camden in Hawthorn Road,       known -                            audience on the other side of the
          Caulfield and the Mayfair in       Mac & Shiny & Reg.                 porthole, then turning the switch on the
          Gardenvale. On one occasion we were                                   old B&H and hearing it chug into life
                                             Reg followed his passion through good
          pleased to host fellow CATHS-V                                        as the image bursts upon the screen.
                                             years and lean
          members Peter White and Ian McLeod                                    Thus begins a marvellous illusion
                                             When Brynner was King and Taylor was
          and their wives Sally and Anne. Peter  Queen                          created by continuity of vision, which
          was assistant projectionist at the Prince  ‘Til that fateful day when TV hit the scene  always causes my heart to temporarily
          George from 1957 until it closed in  Mac & Shiny & Reg                flutter. And may this ever be so.  ★
          early 1960. He is adamant that his
                                             Now Reg phoenix-like has crawled out of
          involvement had no connection with the
                                             the ashes
          closure! Ian helped out on and off in the
                                             Of the movie house pyre
          bio box when he wasn’t required at the  And now he dashes
          nearby Dendy Theatre.              from venue to venue
            In Cinema Record No.22 (November  His trade to maintain
          1998), Roger Seccombe described the  Where the hero still
          old Prince George as dingy, dark and  wins
          rather decrepit. I’ll go along with that,  And the villain is slain
          and add that I perversely named my little
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